im laughing too hard
when someone calls a white person “cracker”
#these two run a country
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
do you ever watch a really bad movie just because one actor played in it and youre like “i hope youre fucking happy now, im doing this for you”
training session (10/03/2014)
sir i asked for a resume. this is just a printed screenshot of your flappybird highscore wait..what the fuck. how did you get over 7. youre hired
i love that world war 2 is called world war 2
it sounds like the sequel to an action movie
“WORLD WAR 2….
GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….
this has a great deal of accuracy though
Matchdays at Camp Nou (FC Barcelona)
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me