July 2012
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the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
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Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question? How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin. (mimics rolling action)
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name "Rohw-ling", you have my permission to hit them over the head with -- not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
other people: yay, i've read 3 books this year!
me: oh my god i've only read like 30 books this year i am so behind on my reading list why is this my life
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mrsweasley:
Mr. Bean at the opening ceremonies. Literally the most epic part of the entire thing. I never thought they’d top James Bond parachuting with The Queen, but then they fucking did, and I lost it.
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katara:
an army of magical baby sitters defeated voldemort in 30 seconds and it took harry potter 7 books
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Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
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ccolfer:
wingaardiumlevi0sa:
there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.
out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
#i hope mine fell in someone’s crotch
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is there a download link to become british
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me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
livefortennis:
thatironstring:
And then I realized, OH MY GOD, THEY ARE PANTOMIMING THEIR INDIVIDUAL EVENTS.
SAILING (ROWING A BOAT?!) edit: NO WAIT, THE BOYS ARE THE WIND IN HER SAILS.
MARATHON
JUDO
HOLY SHIT THESE GUYS ARE BRILLIANT SAKJHLJKFSHSF LOOOOVE.
hahahaha omgg
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is everyone just ignoring the fact VOLDEMORT IS BACK
#and bigger than ever
ugh i can’t stand those people on Facebook/twitter who never care for sports, but suddenly know EVERYTHING during the olympics.
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World: Lets see if Britain can top Beijing..
Britain: Country side in a stadium.
Britain: DUCKS DUCKS EVERYWHERE.
Britain: Mr Bean playing Chariots of fire. Jk Rowling reading Peter Pan.
Britain: 50 foot Lord Voldemort defeated by Mary Poppins.
World: But Beijing had-
Britain: QUEEN IN A HELICOPTER WITH JAMES BOND.
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A hat trick in 11 minutes.
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sleepingmywayout:
Leo, you are a prince.
Captain and a hat trick before half time for your first match of pre season. EXCELLING YOURSELF TO BE HONEST.
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If Tom Hiddleston carried the Olympic torch
Tom: Did I ran in too fast? I'm sorry. Can everyone see the torch, I apologise if not. Should I go back again? Sorry. Oh dear the fire will put out. LOKI'D My apologies for that. Isn't the Queen just pretty? *waves at Queen* Can I keep the torch? EHEHEHEHEHEHE